July 11, 2008 | Mama Smith

the lengths

The stress has driven me to reach a whole new low.

Dressing up myself and my children as bovines in order to obtain free food. Free fast food, none the less.

With the “hooves” (Matthew’s gym socks), ears, noses and “Eat Mor Chickn” signs piled by the front door, we’re officially ready to shamelessly parade our degradation for the Chick-fil-A employees at Cow Appreciation Day.

Well, some with more shame than others. The crummy pictures are due to the fact that some people in the family aren’t on board with this level of humiliation just to get a free box of $2 nuggets.

“Really Mom?! Is this necessary?!”